Bitchin' Mail Truck (feat. Lady Gar Gar)

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    Gar Gar is the gator-headed psychopunkabilly savior promised in the first draft of the Bible. Imagine GG Allin and Teri Garr had a mutant swamp baby, which then ate them and went on tour in a Frankenstein mail truck with a rag-tag band of inanimate objects. If you can actually imagine that, then you're weird. Weird enough for Gar Gar to come into your life and EAT YOU, TOO!.

    20-ish punk rock micro anthems, that on a per-song basis, add up to a fiscally responsible record-buying experience. Oh, plus it's totally on colored vinyl, increasing its resale value for when you need more beer. What have you got to lose? Except for your life!

    Gar Gar: it's like having a pet gator devouring you in the comfort of your own living room.

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Our version of The Dead Milkmen classic Bitchin' Camaro.

lyrics

Bitchin' mail truck Bitchin' mail truck
I ran over my neighbors
BMT BMT
Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin mail truck
with no insurance to match
So if I run you over
please dont leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady
one night at the county fair
I didn't get arrested
Cause my Dad's the mayor

Bitchin' mail truck Bitchin' mail truck
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' mail truck Bitchin' mail truck
Slayer and Elton John

When I drive past the kids
they all spit and cuss
Cause I got a bitchin mail truck
and they gotta ride the bus

so you better get outta my way
when I come through your yard
Cause I gotta a bitchin mail truck
and an Exxon credit card

Bitchin' mail truck Bitchin' mail truck
Hey man where you headed?
Bitchin' mail truck Bitchin' mail truck
I'm drunk on unleaded

credits

from GAR GAR, released March 10, 2016
Songwriters
DEAN SABATINO, JOSEPH GENARO, RODNEY LINDERMAN, DAVID SCHULTHISE

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GAR GAR Monroe, Louisiana

Gar Gar is the gator-headed savior promised in the first draft of the Bible. Imagine GG Allin and Teri Garr had a mutant swamp baby, which then ate them and went on tour in a Frankenstein mail truck with a rag-tag band of inanimate objects. If you can actually imagine that, then you're weird. Weird enough for Gar Gar to come into your life and EAT YOU, TOO!. ... more

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