Stinky

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    Gar Gar is the gator-headed psychopunkabilly savior promised in the first draft of the Bible. Imagine GG Allin and Teri Garr had a mutant swamp baby, which then ate them and went on tour in a Frankenstein mail truck with a rag-tag band of inanimate objects. If you can actually imagine that, then you're weird. Weird enough for Gar Gar to come into your life and EAT YOU, TOO!.

    20-ish punk rock micro anthems, that on a per-song basis, add up to a fiscally responsible record-buying experience. Oh, plus it's totally on colored vinyl, increasing its resale value for when you need more beer. What have you got to lose? Except for your life!

    Gar Gar: it's like having a pet gator devouring you in the comfort of your own living room.

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lyrics

New york City
Cold and Gritty
Gutter punk
he really stunk
not very bright
but super nice
His name was Stinky
Liked his drink
He didnt know
he was on the brink

One day Stinky looked at me while ddrinking Mad Dog 20/20 in the park
and he said, you know what Mad Dog spelled backwards is? and
I was all no? what? and he said
GoddamnGoddamnGoddamnGoddamnGoddamnGoddamnGoddamnGoddamnGoddamn

Fat city
Hot and shitty
Fresh in town
Newest clowns around
Saw him spange
His clothes had changed
Suit and tie
with a pork pie
Same Stink mixed with drink
Gave me a smile
Crazy twinkle in his eye

Sometimes you have to cry to keep from laughing

This one time
Stinky looked at me while we were drinking Night Train in the park
and he said blardgfjasdgsfgdfgdfhfsuifadaaah
And I was like what?
And he said Good Night Train!
and fell asleep

Frisco city
Young and pretty
Stinky was drunk
worse than a skunk
walked down Haight
stumbled to his fate
Just his luck
he got hit by a garbage truck

Sometimes you have to cry to keep from laughing

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from GAR GAR, released March 10, 2016

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GAR GAR Monroe, Louisiana

Gar Gar is the gator-headed savior promised in the first draft of the Bible. Imagine GG Allin and Teri Garr had a mutant swamp baby, which then ate them and went on tour in a Frankenstein mail truck with a rag-tag band of inanimate objects. If you can actually imagine that, then you're weird. Weird enough for Gar Gar to come into your life and EAT YOU, TOO!. ... more

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